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THE JOY OF NEW PERSPECTIVE.........

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.....

I mean life is tough. It takes up alot of your time and what do you get at the end of it ?

Death. I mean, whats that, a bonus ?

I think the life cycle is all backwards .You should die first , get it out of the way.

Then you should move to an old people's home. you get kicked out when you're too young.
You get a gold watch and then go to work.

You work for the next 40 years until you young enough to enjoy retirement.
You have fun , party plenty.

Then you get ready for senior school.
Then you go to junior school.

You become a kid.
You play and have no responsibilities.

You become a little baby , you go back into the womb, spend your last 5 months floating........

...........and you finish off as an.................
ORGASM.